We gave you Nickelback and Justin Bieber. You responded with the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo. Well played America, well played

America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.

They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black.

Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER