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11 Things that you should never say to anyone, no matter what. With all the ""10 things you shouldn't say to a pregnant woman"", ""42 things you should never say to your single friends"", ""13 things you should never say to a martial artist"" posts blowing up news feeds lately I thought I get at something we can ALL relate to. I know you've heard these.. and I know that you're sick of them ALL 1. ""Wow, that color looks great on you!"" Seriously?? my physical appearance is so horribly disturbing

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So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! I clean house every other day. Today is the other day. If you write in the dust, please don't date it! I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener! A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! I came, I saw, I decided to order take out. If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards. Although you'll find our house a m

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