I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but... she needs a new Walker more than the Fast and Furious franchise.#Martha Stewart#Walker#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker.#Walker#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I fold a fitted sheet.#Martha Stewart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Christmas decorating 101 - Puts fake snow on Halloween decorations Your move Martha Stewart#Martha Stewart#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock to wear on her wiener for the holiday season.#Martha Stewart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp