Justin Bieber Jokes

Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself.

If a baby like Justin Bieber is the face of teen angst and rebellion, then we've bubble wrapped our kids too tight.

I think I speak for Earth when I say that I'm ready for Justin Bieber to turn to hard drugs and squander his wealth, eventually losing fame.

Justin Bieber has found Jesus which means that Jesus is really great at a lot of things but hiding is not one of them.

ONLY Justin Bieber could make doing drugs look not cool...

Justin Bieber was caught smoking weed. Right now weed is denying it to its cool friends.

Better than a Justin Bieber concert: 1. Being deaf. 2. A rattlesnake bite. 3. Chewing razor blades. 4. Licking a public toilet seat.

I think it's lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs.

"The only way I'd go to a Justin Bieber concert, is if it was a Jay-Z concert" - my 9 yr old daughter

God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying.

My nephew asked, 'How will I know when I'm an adult?' and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word "girl" with "gerbil".

"I love Justin Bieber" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?

I bet our Founding Fathers never envisioned a Justin Bieber video getting heavy airplay on BET.

Did anyone happen to DVR Twitter for me? I missed the last 3 weeks and I would like to fast forward through all the Justin Bieber parts.

Having Justin Bieber sing at your funeral so your death will be the second worst thing happening to your friends that day.

You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone.

To be fair to Justin Bieber if I had more than $75 I would act the way he does

Why are people pissed off that Justin Bieber smoked some weed? It's not like he released another album or anything.

BREAKING: Justin Bieber expresses interest in being baptized. Over 4 million people volunteer to hold his head under water.

Wow, if Justin Bieber trends this much without dying, imagine how much he'll trend when he OD's on puberty. #careerdeath

"I am un-punkable!" - Justin Bieber, 2012. "Mister Trump, I am a valuable asset to my team and shouldn't be fired." - Justin Bieber, 2019.

Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Adam Levine walk into a bar.. ..and it burns to the ground and it's finally safe to turn the radio back on.

Since Justin Bieber has the "Beliebers" and Lady Gaga has the "Little Monsters" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans "Thickeheads."

I just hope this Justin Bieber thing doesn't make all yellow Lamborghini owners look bad.