Kurt Cobain Jokes

Kurt Cobain shot himself because he couldn't live with the guilt of drowning 18 babies to get 1 usable photo for an album cover.

Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself.

*a dripping wet Kurt Cobain stumbles out of his garage* "OK WHO REPLACED MY GUN WITH A SUPERSOAKER"

Older son just taught me something that I didn't know. Apparently, the seat behind "shotgun" is known as "Kurt Cobain."

"Come as you are. As you were. As I want you to be." ~ Kurt Cobain, confusing party coordinator

When Kurt Cobain was a child... When Kurt Cobain was a child, his mother told him not to play with guns. I suppose that went in one ear and out the other.

In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied.

They say Kurt Cobain had two blue eyes.... one blew on to the wall, the other blew through the window

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

""I find it hard, it's hard to find"" - Kurt Cobain looking for the TV remote

Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth.

Volvo was rated the safest car in America in '94. That's why Kurt Cobain had one, he didn't want to kill himself.

Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the couch.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house? ...the guy likes his power chords too much.

TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license. He preferred riding shotgun

Strap in folks. I've got a hipster joke for ya. Several years ago a friend and I strolled into a bar called the ""Jollie Rouge"" in Asheville, NC, grabbed a couple stools and ordered some beer. A little later, a bald man not dissimilar in appearance to Michael Stipe sat down on the stool between my friend and I, and bellied up to the bar. My friend shot me a knowing look. This guy is Michael Stipe. Athens, GA is not too far from here and being in Asheville.. this situation is not a long shot. So…

AMA REQUEST: Kurt Cobain oh... oh yeah thats right.

In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me." By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling

What do Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint a ceiling

I love open minded people Like JFK or Kurt Cobain

I love open-minded people. Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.

Justin Bieber has said "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain? Because he always called shotgun