Athens Ga Jokes

Need some Kiwi jokes! Trying to find some jokes about new zealanders for my best friends wedding. We currently live in Athens, GA and a lot of his kiwi family and friends are coming over for the bachelor party and wedding shenanigans. My question here is are there any kiwis on /r/jokes that could help me out with some jokes/one liners to put on a t-shirt/tank that we'll be wearing for the bachelor party. They can be as crude or crass as you'd like, just need some good kiwi jokes to give em all a…

Strap in folks. I've got a hipster joke for ya. Several years ago a friend and I strolled into a bar called the ""Jollie Rouge"" in Asheville, NC, grabbed a couple stools and ordered some beer. A little later, a bald man not dissimilar in appearance to Michael Stipe sat down on the stool between my friend and I, and bellied up to the bar. My friend shot me a knowing look. This guy is Michael Stipe. Athens, GA is not too far from here and being in Asheville.. this situation is not a long shot. So…