Justin Bieber Jokes

Say what you want about Canada but they successfully got rid of Justin Bieber.

And in the news today, Justin Bieber has yet to be shot in a drive by. . .

My neighbor is crazy. After playing some Justin Bieber at high volume at 7 o'clock this morning, he commited suicide by shooting himself 8 times in the back with my gun.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio? Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

Justin Bieber will be charged in Los Angeles about an egg-throwing incident in January which damaged a neighbour's home. The judge said it was the most pointless use of an egg since the fertilization of Justin Bieber.

Actor Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a night club in Spain. Orlando's hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the high-fives he got.

My roommate is on a date and said he's convinced she's coming home with him tonight. I've covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait.

I heard Cobras dance to music. I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died.

Justin Bieber has grown a mustache. His transformation into a teenage mexican girl is now complete.

Remember if you ever get mugged, don't yell ""Help."" Yell, ""Oh my god! It's Justin Bieber!""

We need to make music cool again people. If you go home with someone and they have a Justin Bieber CD in their music collection, don't fcuk them.

I actually feel bad for Justin Bieber. No girl should have to take a picture without her makeup on

BREAKING NEWS: Wall-Mart is now selling Justin Bieber CDs in the Garden Center. Right next to the Pansies.

Another sad news on an international celebrity... Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today.

Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me." By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

Dear Justin Bieber haters...please respect him. . . I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2014 I was in a coma for 4 months due to a terrible car accident. One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song... So I got up...and turned off the radio.

Just for Bieber I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of young, loud Justin Bieber Fans, shouting and singing , with posters of Justin Bieber new album in their hands "JB I love you" spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly, they yelled, " Baby baby Baby oohhh " and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through…

I listen to Justin Bieber when working... White noise helps me focus.

Winter is like Justin Bieber It was cute and fun at first

Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to ""Justin Bieber - Baby"". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day

PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!"" DO NOT OPEN IT.

Rihanna Usher and Justin Bieber were walking over a bridge..........

I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert.

What do Justin Bieber and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither of them are musicians.