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A Blonde And A Lawyer A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, ""I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."" Again, she declines and tr…

"The Personal Touch" The brothel’s madam opened the door to find an elderly gentleman standing there. “May I help you?” asked the madam. “I want Natalie,” replied the man. “Sir, Natalie is our most expensive girls. Perhaps someone else?” “No, I must see Natalie,” insisted the man. Just then, Natalie appeared and advised the man that she charges $1000 a visit. Without blinking an eye, he reached in his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two of them then went up to a room for a…

A blond and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a plane from New York to Los Angeles. The flight is long. The lawyer ask the blond if she would like to play a game; he asks her a question and if she doesn't know she pays him a dollar and vice versa. Tired