BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, "Only God can Judge me!" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God.#Justin Bieber#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court.#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty#Religion#Lawyer#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp