Italy Jokes

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Italy year VI of the Fascist Era.

Explanation of the crisis in Italy & Greece. A small town in Italy twinned with a similar town in Greece.

A Free Trip to Italy A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean

A joke my art teacher told my class There was a little down in Italy with a church with a bell. The priest would have to run up 80 flights of stairs to reach the bell and ring it to show the people it was noon. Now

I've grown an interest with Mussolini's Italy. I guess you can call it a fascistnation.

France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?,"Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?,"Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head ""TO NY"".

What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus..

Why are so many Italians named Tony?,"Because when they immigrated from Italy customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins?,"Neither. France Surrenders and Italy Changes Sides.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto

What do you call the bad part of Italy? Spaghetto.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy? When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized.

What are the rough parts of Italy called? The spaghetto.

Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy? Because they learn about the x-axis.

How many people live in the lower part of Italy? There are literally Sicilians.

Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Cuz there's no way that amount of shit can fit into a normal shoe

Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto

Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy? A pastafarian.