Mussolinis Jokes

Tried new pain medication, and an hour later 3 penguins in military fatigues walked into the room and told me I need to kill Mussolini's cat

What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship.

What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho

Of all the cars in Italy... Mussolini's is the fascist.

I've grown an interest with Mussolini's Italy. I guess you can call it a fascistnation.

What was Mussolini's favourite dessert? Tyranisu