Harry Potter Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione? She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Why is Harry Potter so popular? The story grows on you.

How does Harry Potter go down a hill? By walking. JK. Rowling.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves? I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain? On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter? Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

[Dirty] What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry escaped the chamber.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry came back to life

What's the difference between harry potter and jews? Harry escaped the chambers.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron

Why do so many people like Harry Potter? It's a charming story.

Want to know a Harry Potter riddle? Tom Marvolo

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans? They all dress like Dobby.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit? Post on Sundays.

What's the difference between Jews and Harry Potter? Harry Potter escaped the chamber

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...... JK Rowling

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween? Spoopify

Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? Diagon alley

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching? Quidditching

Those Harry Potter films are so unrealistic. Honestly: a ginger kid with two mates!