Harry Potter Jokes

Hagrid breaks into the shack to tell Harry Potter, ""Yer a wizard, 'Arry."" Harry Potter looks him up and down, noting Hagrid's enormous beard and flowing locks, and replies, ""Well YOU'RE a hairy wizard.""

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar? I Expectsum Patronum

What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader? *A Vader Cadaver*

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walked...... J.k. Rolling!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

My friend seemed pretty offended when I implied that he might have stolen one if my Harry Potter trading cards. I think he took ""Umbridge"".

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill. Walking Jk Rowling.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I like Harry Potter? 934, kidding, I meant Emma Watson.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt? Hey baby, mind if I *Slytherin* ? ;)

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter? Shirley you can't be Sirius.

I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit. I wanted Sirius replies only.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber.

I liked The Hobbit books, but Harry Potter? That's a different story...

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking... J. K. Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking ... J K Rowling

Harry Potter knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? You know You know who? Avada Kedavra!!!!!

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling. Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard.

Harry Potter wouldn't leave me alone. I told him to Quidditch. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard? A Harry Potter

I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. JK...Rowling.

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant? Cast Fetus Deletus.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter? Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar? Expecto-Patron-On-Ice