Harry Potter Jokes

Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "What happened?" asked Harry "You ran face first into a wall."

Rupert Grint bursts into the room, "Mum, I just got a part in the Harry Potter movie!" "Serious?" "No, Ron."

Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao"

I met a girl who was a solid 10 but she hated Harry Potter Now she is a 9¾

Call me a nutter, a conspiracy theorist or as mad as a hatter, but did you know that if you take the first two letters from the title of every Harry Potter book, it spells out a secret message?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Most characters in the Harry Potter series were represented well in their transition from book to movie; But Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.

I love Harry Potter but after re-reading the chapter the death-day party I realized something about nearly headless nick He was a very poorly executed character

If you take the first two letters of the title of all the Harry Potter movies, it spells out a secret message # HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

Leslie Nielsen auditioned for a specific role in Harry Potter. But the casting director, unsure who this old actor was, told him : — Shirley, you can't be Sirius.

Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend They're both cauldron

If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 Harry Potter books, it spells out a secret message HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Warner Bros should create a Harry Potter spinoff series based on the life of Hermione Granger. They should name it Granger Things.

I found the first four books of the Harry Potter series to be quite lighthearted. But the fifth one—-dead Sirius.

I just read harry potter for the first time and i think its a little unrealistic I mean a ginger with 2 friends??

My girlfriend is a huge Harry Potter fan She always wears an invisibility cloak.

How does Harry Potter like to go down hills? Walking...

Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his best friend and his cooking pot... They’re both cauldron.

How did Harry Potter go down the hill Walking

On a scale of 1 to 10 how obsessed with the Harry Potter Series am I?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter made it out the chamber alive

Why is Harry Potter better than Jews? He made it out of the chamber.

What the difference between jews and harry potter Harry got out of the chamber alive

Harry Potter can't tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron.

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter? Nine and three quarters.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber.