I'm really worried about this Harry Potter kid. Seems like he's definitely gonna die.

Joke about lottery Nick makes a deal with his friend Richard to buy a donkey for 100$. Nick gives the money and says he will be back the next day to pick up the donkey, because he needs to prepare the spot. The following day he comes to see Richard, but the donkey is dead. Nick demands a refund. Richard says he cannot do that, because he had already drank away the money. Nick says ""What the hell"" and takes the dead donkey. Few weeks later they run into each other. Richard asks ""What did you d…

The fourth Harry Potter book marked a huge tone shift for the rest of the series. I mean, the fifth book was dead serious.

A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie. I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius.