Leslie Nielsen Jokes

George Carlin: Dead. Leslie Nielsen: Dead. Mitch Hedberg: Dead. Greg Giraldo: Dead. Dane Cook: A-Okay. God has some explaining to do.

I told my wife, “I won the Leslie Nielsen prize at the office today.” Her: What’s that? Me: It’s a place where people go to work, but that’s not important right now.

Leslie Nielsen auditioned for a specific role in Harry Potter. But the casting director, unsure who this old actor was, told him : — Shirley, you can't be Sirius.