Harry Potter Jokes

How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill? By walking... jk rolling

I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean

Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing. ... i can find the door out.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber alive...

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race? Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Harry Potter is a kind of ""whodunnit"" book series and you-know-whodunnit...

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber.

My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting.

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs? By walking. J.K. Rowling...

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking.

Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor.

I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies. He was dead Sirius.

How does Harry Potter go down a hill? By walking.

What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter Warning: Offensive

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter? Santa would never free an elf.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts

Harry Potter: ""Hermoine I'm gay""

On a Scale of 1 to 10 How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the chambers.

How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill? Walking.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK

How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By running. J.K!

I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry gets to take the train back.