What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger

If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention.