What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry Potter escapes the chamber

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling.

Voldemort: Knock Knock Harry potter: Who's there? Voldemort: You know. Harry potter: You know who? Voldemort: Exactly!!!

On a Scale of 1 to 10, How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter? 9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*