Harry Potter Jokes

How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By running. J.K! Rowling.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What did Harry Potter say when his waiter gave him the wrong drink?,"""Sir when I buy patron I EXPECTO PATRONUM!"" (Hauls ass towards the exit)

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?,"Hey baby mind if I ? ;)

How did harry potter get down the hill?,"Walking Jk rowling

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?,"On foot how else? JK Rowling

*For Harry Potter fans* What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak? Parcel-tongue

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe? Because they have a quidditch.

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches? Because they were only a quideach

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter? 8008132

What's the difference between Jewish people and Harry Potter? Harry can survive the Chamber.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter? Harry Daughter.

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films? Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

How did Harry potter get down the mountain? Running... JK rolling

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much? Because his parents are vegetables. Source: On mobile so can't post link but it's the ask reddit thread about Harry Potter being written in a different perspective.

How does Harry Potter do web design? Inspecto Elemento

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies? Because they lactate.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling

What did Harry Potter say when his waiter gave him the wrong drink? "Sir, when I buy patron I EXPECTO PATRONUM!" (Hauls ass towards the exit)

How do Harry Potter fans flirt? Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chambers

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione? Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking, Jk rowling