If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby.

I'm really worried about this Harry Potter kid. Seems like he's definitely gonna die.

Harry potter is the story of a troubled kid.... ...dealing what what an older man did to him in his bedroom as a child.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt? Hey baby, mind if I *Slytherin* ? ;)