Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no.

Me: Go to bed 5-year-old: One more question Me: Fine 5: Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter? Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

"Expecto me to be there" Harry Potter RSVPing to a party

Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought "damn magic is dope as hell." #LastLinesFromGreatBooks