First Person Jokes

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.

What did the parents say to the Rabbi after the circumcision? Keep the tip.... Note: I have a hard time believing I'm the first person to think of this but I did think of it on my own, even if it has already been done.

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons? you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

What was Eve charged with after murdering Adam in the Garden? Being a first-person shooter

A priest was celebrating the twentieth anniversary of his arrival in the parish. To mark the occasion, the church had staged a special event at the town hall, to be attended by various local dignitaries. Invited to make a little speech of his own, the priest admitted: "When I first came here, all those years ago, my immediate thoughts were what a terrible town this was. For example, although obviously I cannot reveal his identity, the very first person who entered my confessional told me how he …

A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $4. ”But I paid, don't you remember?” says the customer. ”Okay” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.” The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The bar keep replies, “If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it.” Soon the customer goes int…

If I gave a shit you'd be the first person that I'd give it to!

A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the bartender, “What’s the deal with the jar of money?" "Well" the bartender says, “I’ve got a horse tied up in the stable out back. This horse has never laughed in his life. You put a twenty in the jar, then if you can make my horse laugh, You win all the money!" The man puts his twenty in the jar, and goes out to the stable. He comes back just a few minutes later, and you can hear the horse laughing all the …