At the Creation of Women God: Adam, it would cost you but would you like me to make you a woman? Adam: Yes. But what is a woman My Lord? God: A woman is a wonderful creature that would obey ALL your commands and fufil ALL your desires Adam: What would it cost me? God: Only an arm and a leg Adam: Uh, what can I get for a rib?

Did you know adam and eve owned a computer? It was an apple but it was so bad that just 1 byte and everything would crash

What does a brain weigh these days? A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant. A doctor comes in and says, "Congratulations! But unfortunately, since this is a new procedure, your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford." The man says to the doctor, "Okay, what are they?" The doctor says, “Well, first there's the engineer brain, that's $100 an …

GOD said, Adam, I want you to do something for me. Gladly, Lord, replied Adam. What do you want me to do? Go down into the valley. Whats a valley? asked Adam. God explained to him, then said, Cross the river. Whats a river? God explained it to him, and then continued, Go over the hill. Whats a hill? God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave. Whats a cave? After God explained, he said, In the cave you will find a woman. Adam asked, What…