Dewey Jokes

So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?

"HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!" (Dewey Decibel System)

Three little ducks walk into a bar... ""Say, what's your name?"" the bartender asked the first duck. ""Huey,"" was the reply. ""How's your day been, Huey?"" ""Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?"" said Huey. ""Oh. That's nice,"" said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ""Hi, and what's your name?"" ""Dewey,"" came the answer from duck number two. ""So how's your day been, Dewey! ?"" he asked. ""Great. Lovely day. I've had a bal…

A man walks into a bar and starts talking to three ducks... He says to the first duck, ""Hey, little guy! How's your day been? The response comes ""Hi! I'm Hughie and I'm great! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"" The man talks to the second duck. ""And how are you doing?"" ""Hi! I'm Dewey and I'm doing fantastic! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"" The man turns to the third duck and says, ""Haha, so you must be Louie! How are-"" The third duck gloomly interrupts and says ""No, I'…

What type of people do doctors like to operate on... Several doctors are lounging in the hospital cafeteria during their break. They begin to discuss their favorite patients to operate on, according to the arrangement of their organs: The first says: ""I like accountants because everything is arranged in alphabetical order."" The second says: ""I like librarians because everything is arranged using the Dewey decimal system."" The third says: ""I like electricians because everything is color-code…

puddles so a duck walks into a bar and sits down the bartender asks him what his name is, the duck say ""huey"" ""so what have you been doing today huey?"" ""oh you know, this and that, splashing about, in and out of puddles all day"" the duck has a drink and leaves. A while later another duck walks into a bar and sits down the bartender asks him what his name is, the duck say ""dewey"" ""so what have you been doing today dewey?"" ""oh you know, this and that, splashing about, in and out of pudd…

Wer is there **knock knock** *Who's there* Dewey *Dewey who* Dewey have to use a condom

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie? Duck tapes

Three little ducks go into a bar ""Say, what's your name?"" the bartender asked the first duck. ""Huey,"" was the reply. ""How's your day been, Huey?"" ""Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?"" said Huey. ""Oh. That's nice,"" said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ""Hi, and what's your name?"" ""Dewey,"" came the answer from duck number two. ""So how's your day been, Dewey! ?"" he asked. ""Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too…

BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender. The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They chat for about 30 minutes before the guy with the ducks has to go to the restroom. The ducks are left on the bar. The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is an awk…

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. ""Say"" said Dewey ""Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?"" ""Uh huh"" answered Odell. ""We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta talk!""

Two men are sat waiting for a bus in Wales. The older one turns to the younger one and says "Do you see those old mines down there in the valley? Twenty years I spent down there, man and boy, quarrying the coal out of the rock. Without me none of the houses up there would have had coal for the winter. And do they call me Dewey the Coal Miner? No. And do you see the railway line going over the hilltop? I used to drive the trains along that line every day for fifteen years. I used to take people…

A guy walks into a bar with three ducks in a shopping bag. He sits down and proceeds to take each of the three ducks out of the bag and stand them on the bartop. Then he goes to the restroom. The bartender sees this, and knowing he should mind his own business, can't help but introduce himself. The gets down to eye level with the first duck and says, "Hello there, little duck. What's your name?" ^("The name's Huey.") "Pleased to meet you, Huey. How's your day?" ^("Pretty good. We went to t…

3 ducks walk into a bar. “What’s your name?”, the barman asks the first duck. “Huey”, says the duck. “And how’s your day been, Huey?”, the barman questions. “Pretty good actually, thanks. Been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck want?” The second duck takes a seat at the bar. “And what’s your name, sir?”, enquires the barman. “I’m Dewey”, says the duck. “And what has your day been like so far?”, asks the barman. “Pretty darn good, I must say”, says the duck. “I’ve bee…