A guy walks into a bar with three ducks in a shopping bag.
He sits down and proceeds to take each of the three ducks out of the bag and stand them on the bartop. Then he goes to the restroom.
The bartender sees this, and knowing he should mind his own business, can't help but introduce himself. The gets down to eye level with the first duck and says, "Hello there, little duck. What's your name?"
^("The name's Huey.")
"Pleased to meet you, Huey. How's your day?"
^("Pretty good. We went to t…