3 ducks walk into a bar. “What’s your name?”, the barman asks the first duck. “Huey”, says the duck. “And how’s your day been, Huey?”, the barman questions. “Pretty good actually, thanks. Been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck want?” The second duck takes a seat at the bar. “And what’s your name, sir?”, enquires the barman. “I’m Dewey”, says the duck. “And what has your day been like so far?”, asks the barman. “Pretty darn good, I must say”, says the duck. “I’ve been in and out of puddles all day long, it’s been awesome and so much fun!” The third duck climbs up onto a stool and takes a seat beside the other two ducks. “Let me guess”, says the barman, “Your name must be Lewey - am I right?” The duck bats her eyelashes and says “No, my name is Puddles”.