puddles so a duck walks into a bar and sits down the bartender asks him what his name is, the duck say ""huey"" ""so what have you been doing today huey?"" ""oh you know, this and that, splashing about, in and out of puddles all day"" the duck has a drink and leaves. A while later another duck walks into a bar and sits down the bartender asks him what his name is, the duck say ""dewey"" ""so what have you been doing today dewey?"" ""oh you know, this and that, splashing about, in and out of puddles all day"" the duck has a drink and leaves. so a third male duck walks into a bar and sits down the bartender turns around and says ""soo you must be louie"" ""no"" the duck replies - ""I'm puddles.""