puddles so a duck walks into a bar and sits down the bartender asks him what his name is, the duck say ""huey"" ""so what have you been doing today huey?"" ""oh you know, this and that, splashing about, in and out of puddles all day"" the duck has a drink and leaves. A while later another duck walks into a bar and sits down the bartender asks him what his name is, the duck say ""dewey"" ""so what have you been doing today dewey?"" ""oh you know, this and that, splashing about, in and out of pudd…

Three little ducks go into a bar ""Say, what's your name?"" the bartender asked the first duck. ""Huey,"" was the reply. ""How's your day been, Huey?"" ""Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?"" said Huey. ""Oh. That's nice,"" said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ""Hi, and what's your name?"" ""Dewey,"" came the answer from duck number two. ""So how's your day been, Dewey! ?"" he asked. ""Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too…

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender. The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They chat for about 30 minutes before the guy with the ducks has to go to the restroom. The ducks are left on the bar. The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is an awk…

A guy walks into a bar with three ducks in a shopping bag. He sits down and proceeds to take each of the three ducks out of the bag and stand them on the bartop. Then he goes to the restroom. The bartender sees this, and knowing he should mind his own business, can't help but introduce himself. The gets down to eye level with the first duck and says, "Hello there, little duck. What's your name?" ^("The name's Huey.") "Pleased to meet you, Huey. How's your day?" ^("Pretty good. We went to t…