Three little ducks walk into a bar... ""Say, what's your name?"" the bartender asked the first duck. ""Huey,"" was the reply. ""How's your day been, Huey?"" ""Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?"" said Huey. ""Oh. That's nice,"" said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ""Hi, and what's your name?"" ""Dewey,"" came the answer from duck number two. ""So how's your day been, Dewey! ?"" he asked. ""Great. Lovely day. I've had a bal…