Louies Jokes

So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?

Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in another part of the country. During that time he had garnered quite a reputation for being the most conscientious and honorable hit man available. He was also considered quite eccentric perhaps odd in that for the last ten years or so he always kept one hand in his pocket - clutching his cold steel weapon in readiness (hence the nickna…