"HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!" (Dewey Decibel System)

Three little ducks walk into a bar... ""Say, what's your name?"" the bartender asked the first duck. ""Huey,"" was the reply. ""How's your day been, Huey?"" ""Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?"" said Huey. ""Oh. That's nice,"" said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ""Hi, and what's your name?"" ""Dewey,"" came the answer from duck number two. ""So how's your day been, Dewey! ?"" he asked. ""Great. Lovely day. I've had a bal…

A man walks into a bar and starts talking to three ducks... He says to the first duck, ""Hey, little guy! How's your day been? The response comes ""Hi! I'm Hughie and I'm great! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"" The man talks to the second duck. ""And how are you doing?"" ""Hi! I'm Dewey and I'm doing fantastic! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"" The man turns to the third duck and says, ""Haha, so you must be Louie! How are-"" The third duck gloomly interrupts and says ""No, I'…

What type of people do doctors like to operate on... Several doctors are lounging in the hospital cafeteria during their break. They begin to discuss their favorite patients to operate on, according to the arrangement of their organs: The first says: ""I like accountants because everything is arranged in alphabetical order."" The second says: ""I like librarians because everything is arranged using the Dewey decimal system."" The third says: ""I like electricians because everything is color-code…