BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.

A man walks into a bar and starts talking to three ducks... He says to the first duck, ""Hey, little guy! How's your day been? The response comes ""Hi! I'm Hughie and I'm great! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"" The man talks to the second duck. ""And how are you doing?"" ""Hi! I'm Dewey and I'm doing fantastic! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"" The man turns to the third duck and says, ""Haha, so you must be Louie! How are-"" The third duck gloomly interrupts and says ""No, I'…

puddles so a duck walks into a bar and sits down the bartender asks him what his name is, the duck say ""huey"" ""so what have you been doing today huey?"" ""oh you know, this and that, splashing about, in and out of puddles all day"" the duck has a drink and leaves. A while later another duck walks into a bar and sits down the bartender asks him what his name is, the duck say ""dewey"" ""so what have you been doing today dewey?"" ""oh you know, this and that, splashing about, in and out of pudd…

Three little ducks go into a bar ""Say, what's your name?"" the bartender asked the first duck. ""Huey,"" was the reply. ""How's your day been, Huey?"" ""Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?"" said Huey. ""Oh. That's nice,"" said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ""Hi, and what's your name?"" ""Dewey,"" came the answer from duck number two. ""So how's your day been, Dewey! ?"" he asked. ""Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too…