smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie? Duck tapes

[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

I always felt that Daffy Duck was funnier than Donald Duck but didn't get as much recognition because he was black.