BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.

[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

I always felt that Daffy Duck was funnier than Donald Duck but didn't get as much recognition because he was black.

Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom.