smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth

[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

Donald be careful. Donald watch out. Donald look both ways. Donald Duck!

[Donald Duck opens gift] Daisy: It's pants. Try them on! Donald: [stands] STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME WOMAN