[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth

Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.

I always felt that Daffy Duck was funnier than Donald Duck but didn't get as much recognition because he was black.