Two old ladies are walking down the street. It's hot, they're sweaty. The first old lady says, ""If you take your panties off, you'll cool down faster."" The second old lady says, ""Bullshit."" They keep walking down the road. It's still hot, they're sweaty. They see a third old lady sitting on her front porch. She's got a dress on, legs spread open, and she's got a turkey leg in her hand. The first old lady says, ""Ya see, she's got no panties on, I bet she's cooler than you."" The second old l…