Turkey Jokes

I suggest we all go to Russia for Christmas.. They'll have fried Turkey

Make sure you get your ham early for Christmas... Because thanks to Putin there will be no Turkey left.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they hate Turkey

I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the Czech the kitchen Maybe you'll find Turkey It's covered in Greece D: Eww, Norway your going to eat that I think I'll settle for a can of Chile I want some Chile too! Denmark your name on it Kenya do it for me All right I'm Ghana do it Thanks, Iran 5 miles today, so tired

Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers.. Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey

When cooking a turkey, Don't worry about seasoning it. It's a waste of thyme.

PSA: DON""T BUY A TURKEY FROM RALPHS We purchased one earlier this week and it shot down a Russian warplane :(

Cold turkey tastes so good. Why would anyone want to quit it?

What do America and Russia have in common? They both want to kill turkey this thanksgiving

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey? A fowl ball!

In Russian Thanksgiving... Turkey shoots you. [Meme](https://imgur.com/SHs2Vbt)

Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year

Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked.

If Russia attacked Turkey from behind... ...would Greece help?

It's Thanksgiving week in the U.S., but all I'm hearing is... ...everyone's Russian to get Turkey.

This is a terrible week for Thanksgiving This time, Turkey is doing the roasting ijusthadtoimsosorry

Turkey shoots down Russian jet it's too soon to tell, but insiders report his actions were in hopes of receiving a presidential pardon before thanksgiving hits.

I hope you like double meat, because Putin is about to go HAM on Turkey

""Turkey!"" ""What??"" ""TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY"", ""WHAT IS IT"" the turkey said, ""TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY"", "" *Coughts* I Ment Turp Turp!"" The Bird Said. I Know That Was Bad Bad BAD Joke, Why Did I Post This Kinda Joke?

Russia will eat Turkey for thanksgiving this year.

This thanksgiving, Turkey is fighting back

How do they cook a turkey in Russia? They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Obama calls Putin Obama: ""Hey! What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?"" Putin: ""Turkey""

Turkey Is going to get served very soon