Obama calls Putin Obama: ""Hey! What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?"" Putin: ""Turkey""

Obama had to phone Putin to arrange a meeting. They concluded they would meet over Christmas to arrange peaceful measures of retaliation in the current crisis. Worried about the food, Obama asked: ""What are you having for Christmas dinner, Putin?"" ""I think I'll have Turkey."" replied Putin.

Make sure you get your ham early for Christmas... Because thanks to Putin there will be no Turkey left.

With Turkey shooting down that Russian plane.. I guess Putin will be cooking Turkey for thanksgiving..