Turkey Jokes

I'm getting tired of all the Turkey news Turkey didn't need the Recep and frankly I don't either.

Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear Did Greece help?

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey? Coupe

I heard that there was no plane be shot down in Constantinople Because there was no Turkey

What did France say to Turkey? That's not nice.

I thought of a great joke about turkey coups. I would tell you, but it would probably fly right over your head.

So I guess it's going to be ham for Thanksgiving lulz. cause no more Turkey

Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey? To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Looks like Erdogan had to quit... ...cold Turkey. [](/rimshot)

What sound does a turkey now make? Coup.

I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing

Timmy and mum are quite punny. Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy …

It was the Fourth of July The department I work in has a lot of people frm Turkey. My job is to fire people. I had to fire Turks.

3 men and their lunch 3 men were sitting eating their lunch... The 1st man had Spag Bol for lunch and yelled out in frustration - ""Spag Bol! SPAG BOL AGAIN!! I swear if I get Spag Bol for lunch again I will kill myself >("" The 2nd man had a Turkey Sandwich for lunch and he yelled out in frustration - ""Turkey Sandwich! TURKEY SANDWICH AGAIN!! I swear if I get Turkey Sandwich for lunch again I will kill myself >("" The 3rd man had Roast Beef for lunch and he also yelled out in frustration…

Hungary conquered Turkey... They had to change their name to Full.

Literary alcohol puns I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones? Here are a couple my friends and I thought of... 50 Shades of Grey Goose, Into the Wild Turkey, Beer and Present Danger, Patriot Drinking Games, The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy), The Red Badge of Liquid Courage.

I quit smoking cold turkey. I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes first.

Is she Hungary? ""Is she Hungary?"" Jimmy asked. ""Alaska,"" said Johnny. ""Yes, Siam,"" she replied. ""All right. I'll Fiji,"" Jimmy offered. ""Oh, don't Russia "" Johnny admonished. ""What if she Whales?"" Jimmy demanded. ""Give her a Canada Chile,"" Johnny suggested. ""I'd rather have Turkey,"" she said. ""Except that I can't have Greece."" When the waiter bought the check, Johnny asked Jimmy, ""I say, look and see how much has Egypt you.""

What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving

Trump writing a thanksgiving tweet I love the people of Turkey!`` Related: https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/728297587418247168

We are Trumped Trump's first day at the Oval Office. First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI: Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others. Trump: The Democrats created them. CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby. Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them. CIA: We can't do that. It is Modi in India and not Manmohan. Trump: So what? CIA: Mo…

God save the world from America! Trump's first day at the Oval Office. First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI: Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others. Trump: The Democrats created them. CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby. Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them. CIA: We can't do that. It is Modi in India and not Manmohan. Trump…

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe? They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Went hunting with Willie Nelson and we each got a turkey. Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one stoner.