Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage

Me [trying to sound intellectual]: okay, okay which came first turkey the bird or Turkey the *points at map*

Apologies to General Tso for what I'm about to do to his chicken.

I thought it was funny teaching my parrot racial slurs, but I was horrified after reading his "Race War Manifesto"