What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving#Turkey#Holiday#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My dad's addicted to christmas dinner But he's been cold turkey every meal since.#Turkey#Holiday#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.#Valentines#Holiday#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween.#Holiday#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp