Jared Fogle Jokes

Jared Fogle likes his subs like his women. 6 & 12

Jared Fogle asked me a question. ""On a scale of 1-10, what's your age?""

So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off.

Jared Fogle likes his women how he likes his subs 6 and 12 (I know it's an old one)

Jared Fogle isn't happy with his prison sentence. He requested a transfer to juvenile prison.

I just read Jared Fogle was assaulted in prison He was also a-peppered and covered in lettuce. Don't know if the story has any meat to it.

It appears that Jared Fogle has gain 30lbs since going to jail I guess that's what happens when you stop the child portions

If Jared Fogle gets any rounder he may go Full Circle.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu

Jared Fogle began and ended his career the same way... Trying to get into smaller pants

Poor Jared Fogle The prison Jared Fogle is housed in announced they were serving hot virgin Tom & Jerry's Christmas Day, imagine his disappointment.

Did you hear that Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15 and a half years? But he was happy with it cause it was under 18.

Why was Jared Fogle upset? Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle? I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18. Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch.

Jared Fogle was 994.4 terabytes short of being a petaphile ayy

Jared Fogle gets sentenced 15 1/2 years in prison At least he'll still be able to enjoy footlongs

Did you hear Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15.5 years in prison today? Under 16, that is a big win for him.   Credit to /u/RandomExcess

Jared Fogle got 15 years 8 months. But officer, she told me she was 18!

Jared Fogle ""the subway guy"" was upset to be sentenced to 15 and 1/2 years in Prison today... Funny because 15 1/2 years used to sound pretty good to him.

Subway's Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years... Where his diet will be regulated to just 6 inchers.

Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today... He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated ""As long as it's under 18.""

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15? That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Go to subway and order the Jared Fogle. 38 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Post your best ""Jared Fogle"" jokes! Here's mine:Jared Fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches.