Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15? That's when the big hand touches the little hand.#Jared Fogle#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jared Fogle got 15 years 8 months. But officer, she told me she was 18!#Jared Fogle#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.#Justin#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp