Turkey Jokes

The fastest way to quit being vegan is... Cold turkey

I quit smoking cold turkey Now I just eat it like everybody else

While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving I overheard this gem.

I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers I had to quit cold turkey

The EU was invited to a thanksgiving dinner but they refused to have turkey

Why don't you take a turkey to church? Because they have fowl language

I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums. He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.

I feel bad for eating all the Thanksgiving leftovers that were in the fridge... but it's hard to quit cold turkey.

I shot my first turkey last Monday It scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.

This year I tried to smoke a turkey.

I no longer eat club sandwiches I quit cold turkey.

What international disaster occurred after someone dropped the Christmas dinner? The downfall of Turkey

What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard? A turkey has two drumsticks

So this guy checks into rehab the day after Thanksgiving. He couldn't quit cold turkey.

Lesson 5 of 6: The Flying Turkey A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree

What's the hardest part of going vegetarian? Giving up cold turkey

I accidentally ordered a ham and cheddar instead of a turkey and swiss... Whoops

I finally got a microwave to heat up my leftovers So I was able to quit cold turkey

A turkey was chatting with a bull.... ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey

What would happen if Hungary invaded and conquered Turkey? A new kingdom would be formed known as full.

My daughter told me she wanted a puppy for Christmas... I told her ""you're eating turkey like everyone else"".

I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops

Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section.

The doctor said I should stop eating meat immediately for health reasons... I asked if I had to quit cold turkey.

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?