Turkey Jokes

What Does A Nazi Turkey Say?,"Goebbels, Goebbels Goebbels

Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?,"A: No you should just have the turkey!

What sound does a space turkey make?,"Hubble, hubble hubble [shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of ""Grammarly""]

What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

How do you keep a Turkey in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you call a vietnamese turkey? Gobbledy gook.

what does a Nazi turkey say? "Goebbles Goesbbles"

What country uses the most foul language? Turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving? Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it? Baster! Baster!

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert? Because he tryptophan.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium? He tripped a fan

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays? He just quit eating cold turkey.

What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey? A jerkin Turkin

Why did the Turkey join the band? because he had two Drumsticks.

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving? The Turkey.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice? He didn't want to be called chicken

Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow? Turkey-two j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgiving here lol happy normal day to us

What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot? At Christmas, there's a nip in the air.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common? Cold turkey

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for? Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.