What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey? A fowl ball!

Lame joke of the day. Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game? He had tripped a fan.

Three pollocks are discussing the meaning of Easter The first pollock says, ""Easter is that time of year when your family comes over for the night. You sit down to a big turkey dinner and you watch football. ""No you moron,"" said the second pollock. ""That is Thanksgiving. Easter is the time of year when a fat man in a red suit comes down your chimney and leaves you presents underneath a tree."" ""Don't be stupid,"" said the third pollock. ""You should know that is Christmas. Easter is the tim…

Three Blondes Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. . The first blonde said, ""Easter is a holiday where tehy have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."" . St. Peter said, ""Nooooooo,"" and he banished her to hell. . The second blonde said, ""Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."" St. Peter said, ""Noooooo,"" and he banished her to hell. . Th…