What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom? If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy?

What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving

My dad's addicted to christmas dinner But he's been cold turkey every meal since.

Turkey thawing father and son banter This isn't a joke so much as banter between my father and I this Christmas. Dad: I don't think the turkey is thawed. I bet if we stuck a meat thermometer in there it would be... Son: -273 Kelvin? Dad: Absolutely!