Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?,"A: No you should just have the turkey!#Turkey#Holiday0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Her: (Sigh) How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey? Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!#Turkey#Holiday0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?#Donald Duck#Turkey#Animals#Holiday0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
For once my family is going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac.#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp